Shameless Self Promotion.
It's almost that time again. Peace. Good will. Wandering around the mall for hours, buying useless stuff you can't afford for people who don't need it. Stuff they won't even remember once the wrapping paper is cleared away. My new attitude goes like this: Give gifts they can't help but remember. "Oh." Silence. "A Fuck You mug. How nice. Thank you dear."
This year, join me in spreading my particular brand of Christmas cheer. Go to my very cool site http://www.musewarepottery.com/. Whether you decide to be naughty or nice, use the code broad when you check out & receive an incredibly generous 50% discount. Since I'm pretty sure that I only have about three readers, what may look like generosity is actually a bribe. Convince me that you should have one for free and I'll have my people contact your people. (I love that expression.)
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I'm commenting because I'd like to convince you that I should get a free mug (if you haven't already given it away. See, my luck has run out with Lorrie. But just ask her... I pimp her out big time on my blog. Even more when I win something. I'm nice like that and it's win-win. Well, at least it promotes incest. Her readers (back BEFORE there were 58) come to me and my (modest 22) got visit her. So really, she probably on has 36 readers, because 22 of them were mine. But anyway, I do have 60 Twitter followers if that helps.
Is this comment too long? Anyway (again) I know at least 2 people who actually PAID for stuff from Lorrie because they read about her on my blog and they LOVE her!
I can do the same for you, because I REALLY like your slightly sarcastic bend.
I haven't poked around on your site yet, but that BITE ME mug just jumped right out at me. Can't wait to see the rest. I love 50% - that rocks! Oops, I just re-read your comments. Maybe I am # 5, not # 4.
I'm Kristin, by the way. Sorry for rambling.
Yes, Kristin! (I'm using my Let's Make A Deal voice here, so stay with me)YOU are the winner of the FREE Bite Me from Swearware Pottery! This large capacity mug has been hand painted by Wicked Crafty Yankee chicks. It is infused with good thoughts and just a bit of attitude.
This mug is YOURS today for FREE just for reading Sheree's Blog. Also, the bribes promising fame, readership and advertisers were very effective. Pimp me.
Email me a ship to address & I'll get it out in time for Christmas.
Yay, Sheree!
Yay, me!
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
So, I guess I can just say, "Bite me, Thystle and Lorrie", except that just doesn't seem right on Thanksgiving.
Great line of stuff.